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                  Above The Chemist     | 
                 
                       Score: 404 
                       Moves: 10  |  
                  
                 
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                 Barely Interactive Fiction 
                 Copyright (c) 2002 by The Sisters Of Mercy. All rights reserved. 
                 Release 7 / Serial number 218022 / Interpreter 1 Version G
                 
  
                  
                  
                 West of Chemist
                 
 
  
                 >look
                 
 
  
                 A chain of godforsaken mountains lies brooding on the western skyline. A road leads
                 south to the train station, and there is a well-trodden path to the east.
                 Horizontal rain prevents you from seeing much more ... through those very cheap sunglasses.
                 
 
  
                 >take off sunglasses
                 
 
  
                 You can't take off the cheap sunglasses.
                 
 
  
                 >drop sunglasses
                 
 
  
                 But you're still wearing the cheap sunglasses!
                 
 
  
                 >take off sunglasses
                 
 
  
                 You can't take off the cheap sunglasses.
                 
 
  
                 >go south
                 
 
  
                 Booking Hall
                 
  
                 The ticket counters in the booking hall are deserted. There is an electronic sign 
                 above the counters.
                 
  
                  
                 >read sign
                 
 
  
                 "Platform 1: west to Criminal City and The Slough Of Despond. 
                 Platform 2 for southbound trains terminating in the Land Of 
                 Fake Jazz Nonsense."
                 
 
  
                 >inventory
                 
 
  
                 You have a drum machine, a packet of used guitar strings, a card from the Department 
                 Of Health And Social Security, a picture of Isabelle Adjani, a pair of cheap sunglasses, 
                 some kind of sinus inflammation and a deep aversion to Fake Jazz Nonsense.
                 
 
  
                 >go north
                 
 
  
                 West of Chemist
                 
 
  
                 >go east
                 
 
  
                 At The Chemist 
                 
  
                 You are in a white room. Tiny envelopes fill the myriad small shelves on a 
                 wall behind the chemist himself, who looks you up and down with his one voracious 
                 eye. He doesn't seem surprised to see you.
                 
 
  
                 >go up, to a page whose existence I have posited in a fit of overweening bravado
                 
 
  
                 The chemist smiles knowingly, and hands you a few of his tiny envelopes. You
                 find yourself climbing a metal construct with no visible end. Fog gathers around you.
                 Suddenly horrified, you think about descending, but a trapdoor slams shut beneath you as 
                 your surroundings begin to pulsate with colours which ... you have 
                 not seen before. The cackling from below is soon drowned out by the furious thunder 
                 of your own heartbeat amplified to deafening volume.
                 
  
                 
  
                 Above The Chemist
                 
  
                 You are above the chemist, but all is not lost, although you are.
  
                 Looking down, you notice some inscriptions scratched into the metalwork. 
                 Maybe you should click on one of them. You know you want to.
                 
 
 
        
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